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And in that brief moment, Loki was an Avenger too.
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Being A Slytherin Would Include…
Gryffindor | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff
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- Getting excited every time the giant squid would swim past the glass in the common room
- Having to stock up on warm clothes bc damn it gets cold in there
- Everyone in the dorms having like ten blankets on their beds during winter
- Having huge games of Chinese whispers at the Slytherin table which confuses the whole school as to why all the Slytherins are deadly silent
- Having the sassiest and most sarcastic conversations ever with your house mates
- Staying up late on Friday nights with loads of other slytherins and playing weird drinking games with firewhisky while the minors watch in awe
- Always defending people from your house even if you’ve never talked to them before
- Getting confused as to why Slytherin is supposed to be the “badass” house because what actually goes on in the common room is eating competitions and rap battles
- Creating the strongest and most last-longing friendships
- Passing notes in class
- saying “fight me” under your breath to literally everything
- So much swearing
- Everyone swearing all the time that you forget that swearing is “bad”
- Getting told off in class for swearing
- “God fucking dammit i just spilled my fucking ink”
- “Excuse me?”
- “Sorry professor…slip of the tongue…”
- Getting extremely stubborn when people tell you what to do, making you do the opposite.
- Not being as huge a fan of Snape even though everyone thinks Slytherins worship him
- Getting really annoyed when people are surprised at how lovely you are, despite being in Slytherin
- Slytherin PRIDE
Randomly hearing your favourite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.
Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 7 beers and 5 shots in 2 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw
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